Q:  Are you legit?

A:  Your teaming up with US born & raised, first class fucking criminals.  We aren’t running this operation from Mumbai/India like all the other vendors.

Q: Where is this cash coming from?  Is it real or counterfeit.

A: This is 100% real USD Currency stolen from the FED before it could be shredded.  You have absolutely no Risk. Every year billions of dollars are selected for disposal. No one tracks money that’s supposed to be destroyed. Deposit it in vending machines, bank accounts or ATM’s with complete safety.

Q: Is this really safe?

A: This is the safest money making on the darknet.  No paypal digital trail,  No bank transfer fraud, No Credit or Debit card ATM Camera Recording, No distracting the cashier with poor quality counterfeit and the FBI wont build a file on you.  Play it safe and stay away from methods that will send you to jail.  Is it worth 10 years of jail time being nicknamed the “Cock Gobbler”?  This is proven to be 100% safe, we have 3,000+ reviews from happy customers, stick with us.

Q: What name & address should I use?
A: Most people use their home address and a fake first OR last name.  Please do not tell us how the name and address are attached to you.  You can also use ship to an abandoned house, a hotel, a PO box or wherever else you want it.  We can not FEDEX a package to a PO box.  Before mailing the package we confirm that the address is valid.

Q: Is my identity protected?

A: If we get caught with records of our buyers it will make the criminal charges against us far worse.  Because of that we take your privacy & anonymity extremely seriously.  Records are purged on a daily basis.  We do this primarily to protect our self’s and also our buyers.

Q: Why do you have different prices for Monero and Bitcoin?

A: Bitcoin transaction costs have skyrocketed over the past year. Consequently our costs have increased as well to move bitcoin and keep your transactions anonymous.

Q: How do you handle the changing bitcoin prices?

A: As soon as your ready to order we send you a quote and instructions.  You are locked into that quote for 24 hours to allow you to buy bitcoin without exposure to bitcoin value changes.  If the price changes in your favor you can ask for a new quote.

Q: Whats the worst case scenario?

A: Worst case scenario is the FBI catch us, with a package of cash with your name and address on it.  They say to you “did you buy this”.  You say “no”.  They cant prove you bought it therefore you are innocent.  You say to the FBI “Thank you for your time, go fuck yourself”.

Q: I saw a bad review written about you in a forum? 

A: Yes and there will be MANY more.  2 Reasons:

  1. The FED (Federal Reserve with USA) knows we are stealing from them they just don’t know how.  They are desperate to stop us so they write fake bad reviews about us to prevent people from making purchases.  When you buy from us you devalue the dollar and its mostly the FED’s job to stop us.
  2. There are unsavory individuals and groups who threaten to “ruin” our reputation if we do not pay their ransom demands. We NEVER pay their demands and some of them follow through with their threats and post fake negative reviews. It is the business we are in. Keep in mind clients who buy from us regularly rarely tell others about it, they certainly don’t discuss it publicly. Why would they? There is more cash for them.

Q: Why don’t you sell through a marketplace?
A: Do you see stolen Jewelry, artwork, cars, gems, blood diamonds ext on marketplaces?  No you do not see them on marketplaces.  High Value stolen items bring too much heat to marketplaces.  We have tried to get listed on marketplaces and have been disallowed.  We don’t understand why exactly but take a look for yourself.  You wont find any stolen goods on marketplaces.

Q. Will you use an escrow?

A. Yes we will use escrow. We will not use Clear net escrows as they track everything (Name, Address, IP, etc) even if they say they don’t. Dark net escrows are a gamble as well. Do not think if you use a Dark net escrow you are lowering your risk. In some cases you may be even increasing your risk.

Q. Are these bills being tracked in any way?

A. No they are not. No one knows we have them and know one knows their serials.

Q. Why don’t you just spend all this cash yourself?

A. Please reference the “Our Method” page for a full explanation.  We spend a bit of it ourselves. Our operation is to slowly steal from the FED and convert it to bitcoin.

Q. What keeps me from depositing it all into an ATM and buying more from you?

A. Nothing we would love to develop this type of relationship with our clients. You get cash and we get bitcoins. It’s a win / win relationship

Q. Can I select If I receive $1, $5, $10, $20, $50 or $100 bills?

A. Yes.  You can.  We do not ship $1’s because they take up too much space however.

Q. Do you have a reship policy if it doesn’t make it to me?

A. YES we will re-ship the package at no cost to you if it does not get to you.  We have never lost a package within the USA or EU.

Q. Are these counterfeit bills?

A. No they are not. These are 100% authentic federal reserve printed bills that are too worn for circulation. Generally the bills are in good condition and we remove any of them in bad shape.

Q: We’ll report you to the FED if you don’t send us $100k free.

A: The FED & NSA guys that are after us are actually pretty cool fuckers.  They email trying to buy from us now and then to see if we’ll make a mistake and leave a fingerprint.  Send them an email be my guest.  Seriously guys if your a genuinely good dude go join the FED or NSA.  I think the organizations in general are fucked up but the bros that work there are some of the best people alive.

Q: We’ll hire Hackers & Hitmen if you don’t send us $100k free. 

A. Do you understand that TOR is anonymous?  The whole NSA uses every trick in the book and they sometimes catch people that make mistakes.  And you think a sketch hacking website offering a 3 man service can do better then the NSA can?  Good luck with that bro.  But we always welcome hit-men being sent.  Every member of this team has a dream of dying in a sick as fuck gunfight.  We’re armed and on the look out, bring the heat.

Q: Did you know you are DEVALUING the US currency by recirculating money that is being replaced and should be destroyed?

A: Go fuck yourself.

Q: I am sick and/or disabled will you discount our purchase?

A: No go fuck yourself.

Q: Will you send a package In good faith that I will pay you when I receive the package?  This would gain my trust.

A: No go fuck yourself.

Q: Send me $100 to prove yourself and then I will be a lifetime buyer.  I’m a fellow criminal like you!

A: No go fuck yourself.

Q: Do you have a clearnet blog or forums?

A: No go fuck yourself.

Q. Dont you care about those starving in Africa?  Dont you want to donate some money to feed them?

A: No go fuck yourself.

Contact Us to order:  queenscash@ctemplar.com